Alcohol. Nicotine. Caffeine.

When i have 10 minutes to pre game

butitsonsale:

when i’m on a diet and i see my favorite junk food

butitsonsale:

when my roommate wakes up from her hangover coma

butitsonsale:

viviopsis:

grrrlsaredudestoo:

rusty—shackleford:

einsteinonacid:

connectthedots:

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

I always order an LGBT but I only ever get Lettuce Glitter and Bacon.

Yeah me too, actually… Plus it’s only ever on white bread?

oh sweet jesus the bolded

I can’t even deal

SO ACCURATE

(Source: cassadagavortex, via aswagden)

Saturday

whatshouldwecallme:

Morning:

Night:

boney bloke: What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

theskinnysweetpea:

bowlerhatguy:

effyeahchampomix:

I mean,

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• …

(Source: littlemissravenpuff)